I get hundreds of spam e-mails per day. Rather than let them all go to waste, I figured why not put some of them -- the ones with the really goofy subject lines -- to good use? Ok, well, maybe not "good" use. Anyway, what follows are hastily-drawn and hopefully amusing interpretations of obscure and sometimes not-so-innocent subject lines of random spam e-mails.

Note that the subject of each spam e-mail I used appears as it was originally presented -- mispellings, confusing punctuation and capitalization are all preserved. So any mistakes in the subject lines are intentional and not my fault.

Also note that while many of the images are based on spam that was adult in nature, the subject lines themselves are fairly vague, and the images are, for the most part, completely innocent. So any offense you may take from reading the subject lines is a result of your own naughty thoughts, and you should be ashamed. Or something. Enjoy!

Take me to the spam!

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