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word[0]="More fun than a barrel of dead monkeys.";
word[1]="This comic is illegal in Canada!";
word[2]="Tell your friends. Hell, tell MY friends.";
word[3]="Do not view while standing.";
word[4]="My mom says it's funny.";
word[5]="The names have been changed to protect the innocent.";
word[6]="This comic has been modifed to fit your screen.";
word[7]="Get out! I'm naked!.";
word[8]="Nine out of 10 dentists recommend Fuzzy Logic.";
word[9]="Fuzzy Logic, for strong bones and healthy teeth.";
word[10]="Part of your balanced breakfast.";
word[11]="We love babies! They taste like chicken.";
word[12]="Please, no open wounds in the comic area.";
word[13]="No running. Seriously, quit that.";
word[14]="So funny, you can practically SMELL it.";
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word[16]="Quirky Bastards, Twice a Week.";
word[17]="Therapy for your soul.";
word[18]="Bus stop for the Express Bus to Hell.";
word[19]="With friends like this, who needs enemas?";
word[20]="Reading Fuzzy Logic will make you more popular. Maybe.";
word[21]="<a href='mailto:jackrabbit@jckrbbt.com?subject=mailbag'>.mailbag. Send your complaints. Or send money.";
word[22]="<a href='http://www.quirkybastards.net/' target=_new>www.quirkybastards.net</a>";
word[23]="<a href='http://www.quirkybastards.com/' target=_new>www.quirkybastards.net</a>";
word[24]="<a href='http://www.quirkybastards.com/' target=_new>www.quirkybastards.net</a>";
word[25]="<a href='http://www.quirkybastards.com/' target=_new>www.quirkybastards.net</a>";
word[26]="<a href='http://www.quirkybastards.com/' target=_new>www.quirkybastards.net</a>";
word[27]="<a href='http://www.quirkybastards.com/' target=_new>www.quirkybastards.net</a>";


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