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samuelk
08-18-2005, 07:40 AM
Sonny learns the truth about Reese!
http://jaih.optus.nu/img.php/sonnytruthreese.gif

juice squirts out of her snapper
http://jaih.optus.nu/img.php/juicesnapper.gif

Claim Your Complimentary Black Enterprise Subscription!
http://jaih.optus.nu/img.php/blackenterprixe.gif

samuelk
08-18-2005, 07:43 AM
umight want to wear a rainjacket with thesegirls
http://jaih.optus.nu/img.php/raincoatsgirls.gif

Black guys and babe
http://jaih.optus.nu/img.php/blackguysbabe.gif

Clean your Skin the right way
http://jaih.optus.nu/img.php/cleanskin.gif

samuelk
08-18-2005, 07:44 AM
my pants are barely staying on because of this
http://jaih.optus.nu/img.php/pantsbarelystayingon.gif

Summer means bye bye gut
http://jaih.optus.nu/img.php/summergut.GIF

get it up now
http://jaih.optus.nu/img.php/getitupnow.GIF

Paladin
08-18-2005, 07:57 AM
Hysterical!

Tai
08-18-2005, 08:37 AM
Lol, thanks for starting my day on such a fantastic note. Nice coincidence, cause I said this in #qb yesterday:

[11:22] <Tai> Horny pills - $2.99/dose
[11:22] <Tai> maybe sam could make some pills with devil horns
[11:22] <Tai> or a brass section in an antibiotic orchestra

samuelk
08-18-2005, 08:42 AM
Couple poking action
http://jaih.optus.nu/img.php/couplepoking.GIF

Fitty
08-18-2005, 08:58 AM
good stuff, sam :)

jackrabbit
08-18-2005, 09:05 AM
=D

Great as always, Sam.

samuelk
08-18-2005, 11:02 AM
Get the Skin the you Deserve
http://jaih.optus.nu/img.php/getskin.GIF

Tai
08-18-2005, 11:16 AM
Okay, the skin one is brilliant :)

Andri
08-18-2005, 12:18 PM
Agreed! That one was definitely my favorite! ROFL

Circuit
08-18-2005, 02:16 PM
The shark/pants/helicopter one is my new favorite, next to the toast one and "Say goodbye to wrinkles". :)

jenn68
08-19-2005, 08:42 PM
I can't believe noone commented on the juice & snapper :eek:

Schweet! There's a choice of fonts! I'm sure Dg is cringing - he says I'm addicted to Comic Sans ;) oh, & then there's th emoticon thing... hehe What can I say, I'm a gilr AND a designer :jester:

Thank goodness you can't see how many times I edited this - LOL more ina different topic

Creole Ned
08-20-2005, 01:08 AM
I think jackrabbit may be gouging his eyes out now.

Tai
08-20-2005, 11:16 AM
I can't believe noone commented on the juice & snapper :eek:

Schweet! There's a choice of fonts! I'm sure Dg is cringing - he says I'm addicted to Comic Sans ;) oh, & then there's th emoticon thing... hehe What can I say, I'm a gilr AND a designer :jester:

Thank goodness you can't see how many times I edited this - LOL more ina different topic

I think I see what was going on here! :bg: I can put two and two together, and those Lyrics give it away!

Kudos on a job well done! <- I was gonna put a smiley, but the board tells me I have exceeded my limit! *giggle*

Malach
08-22-2005, 01:34 AM
Very nice, sam. I still love the "Is a bird watching your passion?"

jenn68
08-22-2005, 03:31 PM
This was the title of an email we got at work today -

"Found in Womens restroom - CHARM" :p

Kermit
08-31-2005, 10:03 AM
I've got a couple in my hotmail account you may want to try...

"Clinically proven to Eliminate Wrinkles"
or
"Who's Hotter - Cali Or Florida Girls-?- "

LogRoller
08-31-2005, 10:41 AM
The Godzilla one made me laugh for like a minute.

samuelk
08-31-2005, 01:47 PM
The Godzilla one made me laugh for like a minute.

That's quite a bit less time than it took me to figure out how to draw what I instantly saw in my head when I read the spam title.

samuelk
08-31-2005, 01:52 PM
I've got a couple in my hotmail account you may want to try...

"Clinically proven to Eliminate Wrinkles"
or
"Who's Hotter - Cali Or Florida Girls-?- "


I've already done two very similar ones on the original Spam Art pages (http://www.quirkybastards.net/SpamArt/spam_art.html):

Watch Wrinkles Disappear Instantly!
http://www.quirkybastards.net/SpamArt/wrinklesdisappears.gif

HOT HOT HOT! FREE* Sexy Lingerie!
http://www.quirkybastards.net/SpamArt/hothothotlingerie.gif

Tai
08-31-2005, 02:00 PM
I think he was hoping for a Wrinkles sequel - I know I am :)

samuelk
08-31-2005, 02:27 PM
I think he was hoping for a Wrinkles sequel - I know I am :)

There already is a sequel! :D

Say Goodbye To Wrinkles
http://www.quirkybastards.net/SpamArt/goodbyetowrinkles.gif

Creole Ned
08-31-2005, 06:53 PM
The Wrinkles ones always crack me up.