This is outrageous!

[Andri]

Actually, nothing is particularly outrageous other than that showing up for work is still required if one wants to collect a paycheck. When is that finally going to change? (Hmmm... is it possible that I picked up some European attitude???)

What I really wanted to achieve with my headline is that you read this thread. :D All the discussions that are currently going on are so dead serious. Let's come up with some new irrelevant stuff to amuse ourselves with.

BoX, you are of course incredible. I can't say that I managed to sell that undying love you sent me for anything useful in France, but I am sure it helped convince the immigration officials to let me back into the country. How could they possibly resist when I am surrounded by its glow? Now start posting some more outrageous messages. Oh, and can I have my title changed from Junior Martian to Legal Alien, please? :bg:

Ned, are you cheating? How can you already have over 4,000 posts on our new site? Do you really need stuff like that to reaffirn that you are the Poobah? :mad:

[jackrabbit]

Ned moved over the post counts from the last forum, but yes... he's got a substantial lead on everyone.

I don't have anything fun or funny to add. I've been so damn tired lately. :(

I need to get my ass into the gym well before my next physical.

[Harka]

He did? I only see you and Ned with the large post counts! Mine was low so it doesnt matter to me, unless a some martian currency slipped under the table will inflate my post count dramaticaly! :bg:

[Circuit]

The only thing I find outrageous, Barbara, is your claim that people here are serious. That is highly offensive and I demand an apology. Unless of course you want to hear from my lawyers!

[Creole Ned]

I'll be adjusting the other post counts in the wee hours when no one is on. Or maybe JR and I have really been making thousands of secret posts here that you can't see! :o

[Andri]

The only thing I find outrageous, Barbara, is your claim that people here are serious. That is highly offensive and I demand an apology. Unless of course you want to hear from my lawyers!

So you want to bring on the lawyers, huh? Then bring them on! :lb: I will not apologize unless we turn this thread into one deserving of its heading. So wreck your brains for some outrageous things to say.

Which reminds me of that pervert game my family shared with me when I met them in Norway. It is called Sven Bomwoll (which means Cotton), and you are playing a male black sheep. The goal is to hump all the cute little white female sheep that are innocently grazing on a meadow. Actually, they are not that innocent because they get really nasty if they don't get their share of the humping, and that soon please! As you try to get that accomplished (the sheep are transferred to heaven if you did a good job) you are being chased by the shepherd and his dog. Both will give you a good beating if they catch you, and if it happens too often, the game eventually stops. Who managed to hump the most sheep to heaven get's the top spot in the best score list.

Now, the fun part of all this was that my twelve year old nephew is clearly the master of the game. Nobody could do it as fast or as skillful as him. My eight year old niece couldn't get enough of looking over his shoulder, giggling as he "popped" the sheep. (She was not impressed when her mother explained to her that they were making baby sheep.) Sven Cotton can eat certain mushrooms to make himself run and hump faster, which she joyfully referred to as the "viagra mushroom". Both my niece and my nephew gained also a lot of entertainment value out of imitating the noises that the female sheep make on their way to heaven... which could not fail to inspire the interest of their 4 year old cousin.

Somehow I was not surprised when my 12 year old godson lectured me later on how to properly run your car over a cop in GTA, and which hooker gives you the greatest health boost. I had it on the tip if my tongue to ask him whether he knew about certain game mods that have caused great anxiety among concerned parents on our side of the Atlantic. I was too afraid he'd laugh and offer to show them to me next time I visit.

[Circuit]

The sheep game is going to give me nightmares. :(

[Harka]

I knew it Ned, Its an alien coverup! The Martians have invaded! :bg:

[Paladin]

Tai, I think we just solved the "what do the martians chase" in the quirky game. The obvious answer: bootie!

So, we now have a horny little martian in a pac-man style maze, eating pop tarts instead of dots, and "Good Head" beer as the powerup. And instead of ghosts, we have cute little animated (and bouncy too!!!) chicks. And instead of eating them (well, maybe a little of that too, you know, as foreplay), our martian hero attempts to mate with them!!!

Mars Needs Women!

It'll be a smash hit in countries that have 10 months of winter and nights that are 3 months long! It'll sell dozens, I say! Dozens!!!!!!!!

:jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:

[Tai]

Hehe, we'll have to sic JR on it. At the moment, he's got these guys http://www.martiancartel.com/img/game/ape.gif chasing our hero: http://www.martiancartel.com/img/game/marseater.gif.

I'm having an issue mapping the texture to our hero at the moment (getting a white square), but I hope to have that fixed before the end of today :flowerhea

[Andri]

That Sven Cotton game is really from Sweden or Norway or something. The problem there is not only that the nights are several months long, a sixpack of beer also costs $25. No wonder these guys are after any kind of cheap entertainment!!! The martian game would rock! :thumbup:

Will I get a share of the sales revenue for supplying the idea?

[Tai]

Heh, I found it:

http://www.mobygames.com/game/sven-ttal

[Tai]

Actually, this is the publisher's site with all titles:

http://www7.phenomedia.com/_english/_games.php?p=sven

I'm gonna have to place an order.

[Andri]

I cant believe I forgot to mention the alien sequence'of the game: One in a while, a UFO will pop up and beam Sven up. He falls back on the meadow as a martian (green with red eyes). The tranformation has the effect of about 4 viagra mushrooms. If I could figure out how to do it, I'd use him as my avatar. :yay:

[Andri]

I also found this.

[Andri]

Er... that didn't work. I obviously still have to figure out a few things as far as posts go. (Not that you really want me to. I am bad enough at spamming without the ability to upload pictures.)

[Tai]

I'm having a hard time with the German, which of the 4 games is the latest release? I am going to order it and hope I can figure out the instructions. Given it revolves around humping, I am willing to get I can figure it out regardless of language :p

For your avatar:

Right click on this image, and save as: http://againsttheherd.com/images/sigs/inkaSven.jpg

Then click on UserCP at the top left of the site.

Then choose Edit Avatar from the menu on the left .

Scroll down, and at the bottom, Click on the Browse button.

Select the avatar image from where you saved it when you downloaded it.

Then click on Save Changes.

Should be all set :)

[Andri]

I meant the green one from the first picture I attached. He's the martian.

[Tai]

Oh, that's a little small. Let's look for a larger version. So which one is the latest release? Please please? :)