Pogo vs The Flatliner

[bridude]

So are we gonna see this happen this weekend?

[Circuit]

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[Tai]

I'm out at a concert Friday night, but I believe I have a free schedule for Sat and Sunday. So I could meet you guys there...

[Andri]

Loggy and I are flying out to Chicago Sunday evening, so that's not gonna work for either of us. Unfortunately, I can't make it Saturday either. But if anyone wants to bring a camera and tape Pogo while he is inflicting considerable pain and discomfort upon himself, I'd be fine with that. :bg: So feel free to go without me to the wing factory.

[jackrabbit]

How long will you be in Chicago? I'm only a little under 2 hours away!

[pogozorro]

I am in like Flynn. Just be sure to give me wonderful directions and a few hours leeway as I try to find my way through this God forsaken setup they call a road system.

[bridude]

I can now say I've had the pleasure of meeting the infamous pogozorro.

He informed me that his home decor consists of 1 table lamp and a bed made out of heavy blankets.

That is all.

[Tai]

Cool! He found you! I was wondering how his move yesterday went :) Are we looking at a Saturday outing to Flatliners, or what?

[bridude]

I dunno, no word from loggy yet.

EDIT: Comcast is apperently having problems. They can not add any new users to the network. Thats why Pogo hasn't been on. Hopefully its back up tonight cause I need his help with my gnomergon quests. *chuckle

[jackrabbit]

he's in IRC now... so it's either working now or we have a doppleganger in our midst.

Also... Log, Inka, when will you be in Chicago? I have no serious plans for Sunday and might manage a trip down for dinner and beers.

[Andri]

JR, my suspicion is that loggy is not checking the MC website while on the road (he is California this week, I believe). That's why he does not answer. Our flight on Sunday does not bring us into Chicago until 9 PM or so, but we have fully refundable tickets. We could change them to early flights on Sunday. I'd sure be up for it. I'll call loggy on his cell to ask whether he's up for it. We'd have to make it back to our hotel in Joliet that night though.

Geez, this would be actually really cool. The first time in a while that I'd not think I'd rather be playing WoW right now. :thumbup:

[Andri]

Tai, I'll also try to get an answer from Loggy re flatliners. As the king of enduring self-inflicted hot sauce pain he will not want to miss putting Pogo through the experience. Also, YOU would not want to miss his face slowly turning purple while the sweat gathers on his forehead (which might actually have a few hairs less on it thereafter) and he pours packs of sugar combined with milk, ice water and beer down his throat. It's really quite a sight.

[Tai]

I will stick with an order of their yummy hot poppers, but I will enjoy watching the others sweat. Besides, they have good beer there too :)

[bridude]

Inka, when are you guys coming back? We may have to just put it off till next weekend.

[Andri]

Here's the word from Loggy...

He has been out traveling all week and will be out again on Sunday and Monday night. So his wife will probably not be happy about either him going out for flatliners Saturday night or changing his flight to something earlier on Sunday. The way I understood it, he might talk to her about Saturday, but he will not change his flight on Sunday. He will post something tonight for you, Tai.

JR, Loggy suggested that we could try Monday night instead of Sunday. We will still be in up the area that night. Our meeting in Joliet should finish at about 3 PM, so we could head out to wherever you suggest after that. We'd need to make it back to the Chicago airport that night, but it does not really matter how late. We can sleep on the plane on Tuesday... :bg: Would that work for you?

[bridude]

If loggy gets divorced hes all mine.

[Andri]

Who is going to be the bride in this happy couple? You or Loggy?

We will be back Tuesday night. I'd generally prefer to hang out for wings on Fridays because I usually do not commute on Weekends and Fairfax is a long way from Baltimore. However, I have so much work to do that I might have to throw in a few Saturdays anyway. So if Saturday works better for everybody, I'm game. (Being able to look forward to watching Loggy and Pogo squirm in pain would actually add some much needed incentive to working on a weekend.)

[bridude]

well since I'm not ready to leave my wife, we would have to keep it on the down low.

[Tai]

I'm fine with putting it off til next Friday evening or something. It's supposed to snow tomorrow anyway :eek:

[bridude]

you of all people should not believe in that media hype. :spank:

[Tai]

you of all people should not believe in that media hype. :spank:

Lol, nice. :thumbup: I was actually basing it on all the white stuff that was flying around my house this morning.

[jackrabbit]

I'd be up for Monday. I'll need to let my wife know, cancel a meeting, and hope the weather holds out. Then we'd have to decide on a place to meet. Also, my wife has volleyball that night so I'd be on my own in the terrirory she grew up in (and so I've never bothered to learn my way around there on my own... just ask Orion or Dg3Nr8). I'll pass along my cell phone info and we can decide on a place once you guys are settled in. When you land in O'Hare, look for a place to meet. Give me a call either Sunday night or Monday.

[LogRoller]

Hey everyone!

JR, where is it that you live? We might be able to get out your way if it came down to it. I was jonesing for some Gino's East, but it would be way cooler to meet you than it would be to clog my arteries.

[jackrabbit]

I'm just west of Milwaukee, so about 2 hours (give or take) from O'Hare. I don't mind driving down, either.

[LogRoller]

I'd suggest that we hit downtown chicago then, as the restaurants there are quite good. Your dinner and beers are on me, sir. We can go to a couple of places, but I sure would love to get some of that pizza.

[LogRoller]

Bad news, I can not make it on Friday, but next Saturday should be fine.

[Tai]

It occured to me that a neighbor is throwing a party next sat night that we are attending, but the afternoon should be free.

[LogRoller]

Perhaps we should meet for lunch and beers and more beers and some lunch on Saturday? And then some more beers.

[Andri]

Pogo is supposed to eat flatliners for lunch then? Hahahaha, I hope he doesn't plan on doing anything important after that cuz he'll be useless. Especially if he washes the wings down with beer. :bg:

Anyway, I'm game whether it's lunch or dinner.

[Fitty]

I am down for whatever. :)

[Tai]

Perhaps we should meet for lunch and beers and more beers and some lunch on Saturday? And then some more beers.

This works for me - I'll be celebrating my birthday, so it's not that much different than my plan anyway :)

[LogRoller]

Okay, can we get someone to tell pogo? I got a kitchen pass.

[Tai]

Should we say 1 o'clock, or do you all prefer eating at noon?

[bridude]

My wife is out of town so I'm open. I will have Alyssa but my mom lives close so I could drop her off over there first.

[Tai]

nod, probably not a good idea to bring the cute baby out to a place where everyone's hands are going to be covered in hot sauce!

[LogRoller]

I'm game for anything. 1 PM sounds fine.

[Fitty]

1 PM sounds good to me as well

[LogRoller]

I think all we need is poogoo.

[bridude]

I will go yell at him.


BRB

[bridude]

ok hes down.

[Andri]

Saturday 1 PM it is.

(Fitty, your new Avatar made me laugh almost as hard as Loggy's childhood stories yesterday.)

[pogozorro]

Only one question:

Where in the bloody fuck am I going?

[bridude]

Buffalo Wing Factory

13067 Lee Jackson Memorial Hwy
Chantilly, VA 20151

I assume thats the one we are going to.

[bridude]

http://www.omgitsjodo.net/flatlinerstechno.jpg

[Tai]

Lol, glad he asked, I was going to go to the one on Shaw Road.

[LogRoller]

Buffalo Wing Factory

13067 Lee Jackson Memorial Hwy
Chantilly, VA 20151

I assume thats the one we are going to.

Is that one pretty central to everyone? It's 30 minutes for me.

[Tai]

That one is good :)

[mrspogo]

Can someone take pictures and post them. Please! Since I can't be there to see his face.

[LogRoller]

I'm bringing my camcorder.

Does anyone want to place some bets on this thing to make it interesting? Pogo still maintains that he'll eat ten.

[bridude]

Is that one pretty central to everyone? It's 30 minutes for me.

30 minutes? No way. We went there last UVA.

[Andri]

Does anyone want to place some bets on this thing to make it interesting? Pogo still maintains that he'll eat ten.

Yeah, let's do that! Here are my suggestions:

1. How many flatliners will pogo actually eat? (The obvious one)

2. What color will his face turn during the process of eating them?

3. Is pogo a silent sweater or a noisy panter?

4. What will his favorite medium of pain control be? (Usual options are milk, soda, water, bread, and sugar)

5. Will he remember not to use the hot sauce infested hand to wipe the tears out of his eyes?

6. Will he finally admit that this is the most horribly hot food he ever ate, and that he never wants to eat or even smell a flatliner again?

7. Will he forever hate us for making him inflict this senseless pain upon himself?



And in the more gross area of bets:

8. How many days will he feel the consequences of his folly at his rear end?

9. Will he keep the flatliners down or will he make a mad dash for the bathroom before the afternoon is over?

10. Will he remember not to use the hot sauce infested hand when taking a leak?

11. Will he mostly suffer from heartburn or from uncontrollable burping, or from a combination of both?

OMG I can hardly wait to see this! I am cracking up just thinking about how pogo's and loggy's unhealthy facial complexions will rival each other. :lol:

[Tai]

I'm spending the entire week anticipating this event. I think I might bring a designated driver :bg: Someone fill me in on the backstory - who convinced pogo that he had to eat 10 of these death bites?

[Fitty]

1. How many flatliners will pogo actually eat? (The obvious one)

no more then 3 and he gets $20 from me if he goes over

2. What color will his face turn during the process of eating them?

ghost white

3. Is pogo a silent sweater or a noisy panter?

silent sweater

4. What will his favorite medium of pain control be? (Usual options are milk, soda, water, bread, and sugar)

milk

5. Will he remember not to use the hot sauce infested hand to wipe the tears out of his eyes?

no :bg:

6. Will he finally admit that this is the most horribly hot food he ever ate, and that he never wants to eat or even smell a flatliner again?

yes

7. Will he forever hate us for making him inflict this senseless pain upon himself?

I would think so

And in the more gross area of bets:

8. How many days will he feel the consequences of his folly at his rear end?

2-3

9. Will he keep the flatliners down or will he make a mad dash for the bathroom before the afternoon is over?

bathroom visit

10. Will he remember not to use the hot sauce infested hand when taking a leak?

no (from experience) :(

11. Will he mostly suffer from heartburn or from uncontrollable burping, or from a combination of both?

heartburn and the "ring of fire"

[Tai]

I agree with Fitty's take on the questions. I think he should have put "ring of fire" before heartburn though.

[Fitty]

http://fitty.us/TW/tw-e/Flatliner%20Sauce.JPG

[Circuit]

That looks like the detached scalp of some strange clown alien or something.

[Creole Ned]

My desire from the other night to eat wings is now officially over.

[bridude]

yeah it looks kinda sick but what its showing is how the sauce melts the wrapper it comes in.

[Medic]

Please tell me that the basket showing is NOT the remains of what he ate...

[Andri]

What, medic - since when are you squeamish when it comes to pics??? I seem to remember you posting some pics this very day that were neither safe to enjoy while at work nor in case of a weak stomach. :bg:

[Andri]

I agree with Fitty's take on the questions. I think he should have put "ring of fire" before heartburn though.

Dang! This betting thing is not really going to work if we all bet on the same answers. But honestly, I agree with you Tai/Fitty. There is no way Pogo will eat more than 3 of these bitches; and we will get the usual laugh out of our victim returning from the bathroom in a rather peculiar gait. :bg: But then... JR and I just heard from Loggy that you once managed to eat 7 flatliners, Fitty. So who knows? Maybe we are in for a surprise.

The only two answers I'd put differently is that Pogo's face will take a purple shade (matching Loggy's) rather than white, and that he will not throw up. The latter is based on my assumption that he cannot possibly eat more than 3 wings, which his stomach should still be able to handle. Now, if he surprises us and eats more than 3, I may of course lose on both bets.

[Paladin]

I seem to remember you posting some pics this very day that were neither safe to enjoy while at work nor in case of a weak stomach. :bg:

Don't tell me he tried to link a picture from somethingawful.com....

[Andri]

I don't know where medic got the pics from, but the website sounds like it would host exactly that kind of stuff. Look up his post in Ned's "People who never post" thread.

[bridude]

I'm not really into gambling but I thikn Pogo will do at least 5.

[Medic]

I don't know where medic got the pics from, but the website sounds like it would host exactly that kind of stuff.


The website that it was linked on is just a pic upload site; I got the pic from some inker pals of mine in LaCrosse, Wi.

Knowing what I do about tats and how they are applied, I have more than a few questions for that guy.

[Tai]

Now I'm scared to go back and look at this notorious picture.

[Tai]

oh. um. ya, that looks painful anyway you slice it.

[LogRoller]

That's the leftover sauce paper from the flatliner basket. It glows. IT GLOWS.

[mrspogo]

That doesn't show that the wrap is melting, that shows the gargantuan amount of
grease. :( YUCK!

[Tai]

Buffalo Wing Factory

13067 Lee Jackson Memorial Hwy
Chantilly, VA 20151

I assume thats the one we are going to.

MapQuest says that that is in Fairfax:

ADDRESS LINK (http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?formtype=address&addtohistory=&address=13067%20Lee%20Jackson%20Memorial%20Hwy&city=Fairfax&state=VA&zipcode=22033%2d2042&country=US&location=ae2KSABgdd96DQ9zcQ9T5v1Um%2fHkaDIG%2f87Ju s94j%2bBL6jhLMqIxMYvp8fUgTbyR1kr90eC1SAcUtxEdh8%2b %2fc946TVkVKwlLOeEshjiOJC8KJYfDPBFxinaLjaio23tO5l3 bJVL4IyCgt0FGEJKXGIZZ3VzEgP0Z)

I think that's the right place though, it looks like it is off of 50 just about where we went last time (I suppose we could look for your burnout tracks).

[pogozorro]

Goodbye, stomach.

[FoeKilla]

update damnit!

[pogozorro]

Well, I ate all ten wings.

The wings, though, were not official Flatliners as they were out of the sauce, so they took the next one down and spiced it up.

I was still able to put my name on the wall, so if you go to the place you will see, under number 20, "Pogo Ephraim Zorro" as an eater of 10 Flatliners.

[Tai]

There will be a rematch though for the real Flatliner experience. Most of us are willing to up our bets to the 6-8 range given how he did with the Torrid+ batch. :)

http://www.againsttheherd.com/images/cans/1pack.gif

[Malach]

Impressive! Are there any pictures of this event?

[Tai]

There should be some pictures floating around along with some classic quotes. There was a lot of sheep fucking going on.

[bridude]

Inka Wirklich wie Schaf machend einen Buckel

[Tai]

Inka's sheep made you embaressed?

[bridude]

Inka das machende Schaf von Genuss?

[Andri]

Yeah, the flatliner sauce was really a disappointment. I could sniff the wings without immediately having my eyes water... there HAD to be something wrong! I guess we'll have to put Pogo through the ordeal again some time. About which I am not really that sorry. It was great hanging out with all of you!!! Next time somebody else can fuck the sheep though... :bg:

Tai, the information that there are 4 versions of the sheep game out by now relieved me of the brainwrecking exercise to come up with a christmas wishlist for my family... I'll just ask them to send me a few copies of that game. Thanks much! :thumbup:

[Andri]

Inka das machende Schaf von Genuss?

Um... me china?

Bri, I really have no clue what you are trying to say. ;)

[Tai]

I think he was trying to say "It is good to make sheep" but I'm not sure.

[bridude]

Its supposed to say "Inka loves humping sheep".

stupid internet translators. :mad: