Funny Scam

[Tai]

http://www.blockemf.com/

The two hundred dollar necklaces are killer =P

[Andri]

I'm gonna get the $149 animal collar for my parakeet.

[Tai]

:thumbup: good choice, I'm sure it will serve you well, after all, the law of resonance is the key to the concept of EMF protectors. This allows us to become more tuned into the Direct Current (DC) which is beneficial to us and protects against negative influences. This concept shows us how to ground ourselves and allows harmful AC’s, which have been accumulated in our bodies, to flow downwards and earth. At the same time it allows us to absorb the healing energy of the DC from the earth. This helps us regain energy that has been lost in protecting ourselves against the damages inflicted. EMF’s caused by the AC grid cause us constant subliminal stress; by ensuring that you have a source of protection from EMF’s this cause of stress is eliminated.

[LogRoller]

It is about time that they started taking these things seriously. I can finally throw away my tinfoil hat.

[Andri]

Yeah, throw away that old hat. These collars a WAY more fashionable! You should see my parakeet! I renamed him from plain "Archie" to "Mr. Dashing". He can't fly anymore with the extra weight around his neck, but that's a small price to pay for him not suffering from subliminal stress any longer.

[Medic]

I'm gonna say something that very well may get a rock thrown at me, but it makes just as much sense as the bi-metal bracelets some people are so fond of wearing these days.

[Kermit]

Tinfoil hats don't work... I'd switch to aluminum if I were you.


My grandfather wore a copper braclet and swore that it helped his arthritis.

If mine gets any worse I'll be at the point where I'm willing to try anything.... including that tinfoil hat you are discarding.

[Tai]

Tinfoil hats don't work... I'd switch to aluminum if I were you.

I'm telling you, the key is wet towels....