Annual Duke Nukem Forever poll - 2009 edition

[Creole Ned]

Time to roust Dg into posting.

It's a new year and Duke Nukem Forever is still in development. Could this be the year it sees release or will it need another 12 years in the oven? Is 3D Realms just a front for a drug cartel or an actual game company? Vote!

[Shadowrat]

what about the, "Who cares? Diablo 3 is coming out!", option?

[Kermit]

They can't release it now. Windows 7 is coming!

[armerius]

duke will come out on the same weekend as Diablo 3, Starcraft 2, and windows 7 in a full working copy.

[Reaver]

Broussard must have the most amazing dick sucking skills in the whole world. I'm talking a tongue with the ability to constrict a large 4 legged mammal. How else can you explain where the funding for dnf is coming from??

[Dg3Nr8]

It's coming soon and it's gonna own!

[Creole Ned]

10 days for a response? That's a good a sign as any that this game is nevar getting released.

[Dg3Nr8]

I voted shortly after you put it up and meant to come back later that day and reply but kept forgetting :(

you should start getting excited like dognose!

http://dognose.livejournal.com/

[Creole Ned]

He presents a compelling case re: DNF and its potential to own.

[Tick]

The hope of DNF fanboys world wide is enough potential energy to power interstellar travel, if only we could harness it.

[Dg3Nr8]

The hope of DNF fanboys world wide is enough potential energy to power interstellar travel, if only we could harness it.

I'm going to buy the Collectors Edition!

[Creole Ned]

I think Tick has it backwards. The number of Duke fanboys has shriveled away like macho 80s action movies. The big demographic now is the anti-fanboys, the jaded and cynical, the Letterman generation. Their loathing and bitterness could power the universe. I could probably light up a city block just on my own.

Also, Duke Nukem Forever will never be released. NEVER.

[Falhawk]

an internet friend of mine (former tribes player) got hired by 3d realms shortly before the teaser came out. I'm fairly certain that he's working on this project. He cannot confirm or deny of course.

[Creole Ned]

NEVER!

[Falhawk]

ok I'll tell him creole ned from the internet said so


actually I haven't talked to him in a really long time, I should IM him.

[Q]

I second Ned's NEVER!

[Dg3Nr8]

o_O (http://twitter.com/georgeb3dr/status/1113846468)

[Creole Ned]

That's obviously coded drug cartel talk.

[Dg3Nr8]

George is such a tease (http://twitter.com/georgeb3dr/status/1150265907).

[Creole Ned]

Also, Duke Nukem Forever will never be released. NEVER.
Not quite like predicting the winning lottery numbers but I'll take it!