WI vs CT

[Tai]

Oh, you poor cheese heads: http://www.twincities.com/ci_11332910

Wisconsin claims many beautiful cities as its own, and in what may be considered a somewhat brazen move, the state is adding Minneapolis to the list.

[Kermit]

And a beautiful skyline it is. To paraphrase a famous politician, "They're our next-door neighbors, and you can actually see the Twin Cities from land here in Wisconsin."

As far as adding Minneapolis to the list? We'd have to work out a three way trade where Illinois gets Milwaukee and Minnesota actually finds something of value to get from South of our boarder. I hear there's a Senate seat for sale.

[Tai]

I suggest they don't trade for the airport runways.