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Circuit
10-17-2005, 08:12 PM
I deem Lay's "faux Pringles" Stax much inferior to the real deal. That is all.
Creole Ned
10-17-2005, 08:21 PM
I couldn't tell much difference. Does this make me a bad person?
Andri
10-17-2005, 09:16 PM
I couldn't tell much difference. Does this make me a bad person?
Yes, definitely. But then we already knew that bout you. :bg:
Medic
10-18-2005, 04:27 AM
Pringles are made with crack; same as Krispy Kremes.
jackrabbit
10-18-2005, 05:39 AM
Being that I never liked Circuit, this is prime time for me to wholeheartedly disagree. I find Stax much crispier and far less greasy.
This is provided we're talking about Original Flavor of both.
Circuit
10-18-2005, 07:54 AM
I guess I should've clarified. I'm talking about the Lay's cheddar flavor vs. Pringles CheezUms. The Stax have much less cheesy goodness when compared to the Pringles and taste more like some of those too crispy, baked, low fat things, which I liken to eating thin, brittle cardboard sprinkled with some strange form of cheese-like powder.
Also, JR is a poopoo brain and is dum.
Creole Ned
10-18-2005, 09:31 AM
Krispy Kreme donuts are flat-out disgusting. And that is not some sort of cool reverse slang. They stink. If I wanted to eat hyper-sugary lard, they'd be my #1 choice, however.
Kermit
10-18-2005, 10:18 AM
I happen to really enjoy hyper-sugary lard. You have to get them fresh though... even a couple hours old and they lose something. Original rings only. All the other varieties suck.
Potato chips are almost all disgusting. Lays original sour cream and onion being the exception that proves the rule.
And for the record, JR is not dum. Although I'm not sure what his brain is made of... poopoo or otherwise.
pogozorro
10-18-2005, 10:29 AM
If you like Pringles, try their fat-free versions. Around 490 calories for the ENTIRE CAN.
-- On a side note, they are made with Olestra, so if your stomach cannot fathom the thought of oily secretions, I suggest you pass. Pun not intended.
Medic
10-18-2005, 10:50 AM
Krispy Kreme donuts are flat-out disgusting.
Thats it! You are officially from some other galaxy; it is inhuman to not like Krispy Kremes!!
Now that its out, I expect you and your race will shed your human forms and start shoving your ovipositors down our thoats to lay eggs. That being the case, I can only defend myself by starting on a daily diet of 36-48 donuts a day. Hopefully your spawn won't like the taste of my lard filled body and quietly die while I create an underground lair for the resistance. Shouldn't be hard; I have a zombie fortification ready.
I wish the rest of you luck.
Circuit
10-18-2005, 11:11 AM
Pogo, I've tried the fat-free Pringles and they aren't that bad, but I'm not too keen on the poop-inducing Olestra stuff so I don't buy them.
As for Krispy Kreme, I don't dislike them. They're just not my idea of what a donut should be. They're excellent when fresh, but they're even more unhealthy than the already really really unhealthy normal donuts. Some of the flavors are like just eating a fistful of birthday cake icing.
Paladin
10-18-2005, 11:59 AM
Dunkin Donuts rule. Krispy Kreme is like flour-based cotton candy, all air and sugar with just enough substance to keep from collapsing under the weight of the glaze. No thanks.
As for chips, Original Pringles rule. Baked Lays rule. And Charles' Chips rule. All others do not rule. And seasonings and flavorings, beyond simple salt, on a potato chip is just wrong. If you can't be bothered to use a dip, you don't deserve extra flavor on your chips.
And for a cheesy snack, eat Cheese Doodles.
Creole Ned
10-18-2005, 02:01 PM
That being the case, I can only defend myself by starting on a daily diet of 36-48 donuts a day. Hopefully your spawn won't like the taste of my lard filled body and I will quietly die while I create an underground lair for the resistance. Fixed!
Circuit
10-18-2005, 02:48 PM
If you can't be bothered to use a dip, you don't deserve extra flavor on your chips.
And for a cheesy snack, eat Cheese Doodles.
It's not like eating chips is some formal, planned activity. The only time I "can't be bothered" to use dip is when I've run out. That's why I have the Original Pringles and the Pringles CheezUms, which are both really good with jalapeno bean dip. The only cheesy doodle-ish food I eat are Cheetos. All those puffed cheese things have the texture of styrofoam peanuts and everyone knows styrofoam's bad for your teeth.
pogozorro
10-18-2005, 03:15 PM
Similarly, Sour Cream & Onion as well as Jalapeno Pringles are great with EZ Cheese on them. That's the stuff in an aerosol can. One time, I subsisted almost entirely on this mixture alone on a training exercise...it was either that or rations, and the food didn't look quite dead.
Medic
10-18-2005, 08:29 PM
You've won this battle, Mr. Bond. Next time you won't be so lucky.....
[da da DA daaaaa...../]
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