soft and dusty

[FoeKilla]

why does the paper I use on my bum bum have to either be made of 300 grit carbon paper or generate a dust cloud each time I extract a few squares?

[Circuit]

I've often wondered the same thing. I've found one of the cheapie brands that are just right, though.

[Avalon616]

Angel Soft ftw.

[Medic]

Angel Soft ftw.

I think I can now die happy.....

[Kermit]

I used to make toilet paper for a living and I can safely say....

Don't ever make toilet paper for a living.

[Circuit]

Angel Soft ftw.

Angel Soft is one of the brands that turns into dust for me...

[Tai]

Angel Soft is one of the brands that turns into dust for me...

agreed. I find the industrial sized cheaper rolls you find in office buildings offer the best behind behaviour.

[Shadowrat]

i say bring back the bidet

[Medic]

Bring it back? I have one in my house now....
Pics to come...

[Kermit]

I was in a house a little while ago that had a urinal in the upstairs "Jack and Jill" bathroom. Although once you put a urinal in it, I'm pretty sure that makes it a Jack and Jack bathroom.

[F7]

I prefer Charmin quilted for main duty (ooo! a double entendre!) and moist wipes for the nitty gritty.

[Creole Ned]

We've rolled across the border into Too Much Information Land.

[F7]

Speaking of across the border, ethnic food usually requires 2 moist wipes.

[Q]

Ned, I recommend deleting this thread.

[Kermit]

Rolled over the boarder? I'd say we've trampled over, declared war on, and properly invaded Too Much Information Land.

I don't make TP anymore (thank God) but I have tons of family members that fix the machines and work at tissue mills in NE Wisconsin. I highly encourage all of you use a ton of it. Keep us gainfully employed up here.

[Patton]

isn't it gainfully


Don't most questions have a question mark at the end? - Ned

[Q]

not if they're playing games at work!

[Shadowrat]

It should be illegal to edit your posts. Otherwise patton looks like a moron.

[Fitty]

I do enjoy using a bidet :o

[Tai]

I spent something like 9 years with a bidet in every bathroom. It is wierd NOT having one =P

[Andri]

You must all be gay (except Jolissa). To my knowledge, guys don't really know what TP is. They also do not require fancy porcelaine bowls. Car weels, trees, dimly illuminated house entrances or pretty much anything else that is large enough to not require you to have good aim serves the purpose. So what are you all talking about bidets and TP like you actually know what it is?

[Shadowrat]

n > 1

[Creole Ned]

I know what a bidet is but don't have one. Tell me who I should sleep with! :o

[Shadowrat]

We had a bidet in our hotel in Venice. I have never felt cleaner.

[Orion]

you are always welcome to stop by and borrow my powerwasher for the purpose, Shadowrat.